This is how I feel about going back to work today http://t.co/oaWA2RHB

never seen somebody so worried about their battery as this kid and his iPod

Every parent dreams of that Christmas morning their kid comes in and says “I threw up” #merryholidays

Remember that line in Jaws… “We’re gonna need a bigger tote.”

how do you answer a kid that asks where the snow goes when Santa tracks it in???good with the flying deer, sleigh, and coming down chimney

IU WINS!!!

getting quite tired of people obviously not knowing how to do their job and their boss just saying “They’ll take care of it.”

In the end they are pretty cute http://t.co/4blyxT7D

Aidan likes the bathroom here because it has a little sign that when you lock the door changes color

Happy Christmas, everyone http://t.co/XmQ0OlIC